Mike Cornelison

Letters from the Lunar Outpost

Author: mhc (page 2 of 2)

Living Garbage Free

Recently, I was taking an Uber to the airport when a car pulled right in front of us, causing my driver to slam on the brakes, skidding and missing the other car by inches. The driver of the other car whipped his head around and started yelling at us.

My driver just smiled and waved at the guy and he was friendly and sincere in doing so. I asked him, “How can you smile and wave at that guy? He almost ruined your car and sent us to the hospital!”

This is when my driver taught me what I now call, “The Law of the Garbage Truck”. He explained that many people are like garbage trucks. They run around full of garbage, full of frustration, full of anger and full of disappointment. As their garbage piles up, they need a place to dump it and sometimes they’ll dump it on you.

He said, “Don’t take it personally. Just smile, wave, wish them well and move on! Don’t take their garbage and spread it to other people at work, on the streets or at home. The bottom line is that stress-free people do not let garbage trucks take over their day.”

Life’s too short to wake up in the morning with regrets, so love on the people who treat you right and pray for the ones who don’t. Life is ten percent what you make of it and ninety percent how you take it!

Have a garbage-free day.

~ Author unknown

The 8-Carb Burger

Here is my delicious, super keto-friendly recipe that I call my “8-Carb Burger”. The name says it all, there are only eight net carbs in the entire sandwich. By comparison, a Big Mac has 42 net grams of carbohydrates, a Whopper has a whopping 47 grams and my favorite, the Farmer Boys’ Farmer Burger, has 55!

It all starts with a couple Pyrex dishes. I got a nice deal on a set of three for only $15 at Amazon.

Over 100 years since it was invented in 1915, there’s still nothing that compares to Pyrex – it works equally well both in both microwaves and conventional ovens, the fact that it’s see-through allows you to view layered ingredients at a side angle, it’s easy to see just how clean your dish really is and everything comes clean with a little steel wool without any worries of scratching it.

(Can you tell I love my Pyrex?)

I start with the small 5.5″ x 7.5″ dish to make the buns.

  • 28g almond flour
  • 42g egg whites (or one medium-sized egg)
  • 14g melted butter
  • 1/4 tsp. baking powder
  • salt to taste

Mix it well and microwave it for 90 seconds. Note how the baking powder made the bread rise. Split that dish full of bread into two to make for a top and bottom bun and toast.

With the slightly larger 6.5″ x 8.5″ dish, I add a half-pound of ground beef, season it and then smooth it out to a flat, even layer. Split that layer of meat to make two quarter-pound patties – you can use one patty for now and one for later or use the two patties to make it a double. By using the slightly larger dish to mold the patties in the same shape as the buns, your patties should cook down to fit your buns perfectly.

(Being a bit OCD, I love it when my patties and my buns match perfectly!)

There you have it, The 8-Carb Burger, suitable for the strictest of low-carb diets.

A couple notes on carbs:

Tomatoes have 1 gram net carb for every 37 grams, otherwise, I would normally have more tomato on my burger. As it is, the tomatoes are the only ingredient adding to the egg white almond bread in this burger’s total of 8.7 net carbs. (Those 23 grams of tomato equal 0.6 net grams of carbs.)

Be careful with the mayonnaise you choose. Miracle Whip and other mayo substitutes proudly advertise that they’re lower in fat and lower in calories, but the trade off is that when they remove the fat, they dump in a bunch of
high-fructose corn syrup or cheap, refined sugar as a replacement. If you’re serious about a low-carb diet, avoid those low-fat and fat-free products and go with that delicious, zero carb, fat-laden mayonnaise!

Books I Have Known

About six years ago, I started this list as a memory exercise trying to remember as many as I could of all the books I’d ever read. Now the list is more of an exercise in trying to remember what each books was about.

Abagnale, Frank
1980 – Catch Me If You Can

Abbey, Edward
1968 – Desert Solitaire

Adams, Scott
2013 – How to Fail at Almost Everything and Still Win Big
2017 – Win Bigly

Agee, James
1957 – A Death in the Family

Alighieri, Dante
1320 – The Inferno

Allen, Jonathan and Parnes, Amie
2017 – Shattered: Inside Hillary Clinton’s Doomed Campaign

Amis, Martin
1984 – Money: A Suicide Note

Ansari, Aziz and Klinenberg, Eric
2015 – Modern Romance: An Investigation

Asher, Jay
2007 – Thirteen Reasons Why

Asimov, Isaac
1955 – The End of Eternity

Azerrad, Michael
1993 – Come As You Are: The Story of Nirvana

Backman, Fredrik
2012 – A Man Called Ove
2016 – Beartown
2017 – Us Against You

Bible, The
circa 1st century AD – The New Testament

Bilton, Nick
2017 – American Kingpin

Blume, Judy
1970 – Are You There, God? It’s Me, Margaret
1974 – Blubber
1975 – Forever…

Booth, Stanley
1984 – Dance With the Devil: The Rolling Stones and Their Times

Bourdain, Anthony
2000 – Kitchen Confidential: Adventures in the Culinary Underbelly
2010 – Medium Raw: A Bloody Valentine to the World of Food and the People Who Cook

Bradbury, Ray
1950 – The Martian Chronicles
1953 – Fahrenheit 451

Brooks, Terry
The Shannara Series
• 1977 – The Sword of Shannara
• 1982 – The Elfstones of Shannara
• 1985 – The Wishsong of Shannara

Brown, Dan
2003 – The Da Vinci Code

Brynjolfsson, Erik and McAfee, Andrew
2014 – The Second Machine Age: Work, Progress, and Prosperity in a Time of Brilliant Technologies

Bryson, Bill
1990 – The Mother Tongue
2003 – A Short History of Nearly Everything

Bugliosi, Vincent and Gentry, Curt
1974 – Helter Skelter: The True Story of the Manson Murders

Bukowski, Charles
1971 – Post Office
1973 – South of No North
1975 – Factotum
1978 – Women
1982 – Ham on Rye
1983 – Hot Water Music
1989 – Hollywood

Bulgakov, Mikhail
1940 – The Master and Margarita

Burroughs, Edgar Rice
The Barsoom Series (John Carter, Warlord of Mars)
• 1912 – A Princess of Mars
• 1913 – The Gods of Mars
• 1914 – The Warlord of Mars
• 1916 – Thuvia, Maid of Mars
• 1922 – The Chessmen of Mars

Byrne, Rhonda
2006 – The Secret

Cabane, Olivia Fox
2012 – The Charisma Myth

Capote, Truman
1958 – Breakfast at Tiffany’s
1966 – In Cold Blood

Carnegie, Dale
1936 – How to Win Friends and Influence People

Cather, Willa
1927 – Death Comes for the Archbishop

Center, Katherine
2019 – Things You Save in a Fire

Chandler, Raymond
1939 – The Big Sleep
1940 – Farewell, My Lovely
1942 – The High Window

Charlamagne tha God
2017 – Black Privilege

Chekhov, Anton
1894-1899 – Five Great Stories
1903 – The Cherry Orchard

Chrichton, Michael
1980 – Congo

Christie, Agatha
1936 – The A.B.C. Murders

Cialdini, Robert B
1984 – Influence: The Psychology of Persuasion

Clarke, Arthur C.
1953 – Childhood’s End

Cline, Ernest
2011 – Ready Player One
2015 – Armada

Clines, Peter
2014 – The Junkie Quatrain

Collins, Suzanne
2008 – The Hunger Games

Condon, Robert
1959 – The Manchurian Candidate

Conn, Peter
2013 – Great American Bestsellers: The Books That Shaped America

Conrad, Joseph
1899 – Heart of Darkness

Copeland, Stewart
2009 – Strange Things Happen: A Life with The Police, Polo, and Pygmies

Crouch, Blake
2016 – Dark Matter

Cullen, Dave
2009 – Columbine

Davis, Miles and Troupe, Quincy
1989 – Miles: The Autobiography

Davis, Stephen
1985 – Hammer of the Gods: The Led Zeppelin Saga

Dershowitz, Alan M.
2006 – Fundamental Cases: The Twentieth-Century Courtroom Battles that Changed Our Nation

Diamond, Jared
1997 – Guns, Germs and Steel

Dib, Allan
2016 – The 1-Page Marketing Plan

Dick, Philip K.
1953-1980 – The Selected Stories of Philip K. Dick, Vol. 1 & 2 (Blackstone Ed.)
1953 – Dr. Futurity
1955 – Eye in the Sky
1958 – In Milton Lumky Territory
1958 – Time Out of Joint
1959 – Confessions of a Crap Artist
1961 – The Man in the High Castle
1968 – A Maze of Death
1973 – A Scanner Darkly
1976 – Radio Free Albemuth
The Valis Trilogy
• 1978 – Valis
• 1980 – The Divine Invasion

Dickens, Charles
1843 – A Christmas Carol

Donaldson, Stephen R.
The Chronicles of Thomas Covenant, The Unbeliever
• 1977 – Lord Foul’s Bane
• 1978 – The Illearth War
• 1979 – The Power that Preserves

Dostoyevsky, Fyodor
1846 – The Double (trans: Constance Garnett)
1864 – Notes from Underground (trans: Pevear & Volokhonsky)
1866 – Crime and Punishment (trans: Pevear & Volokhonsky)
1866 – The Gambler (trans: Constance Garnett)
1869 – The Idiot (trans: Pevear & Volokhonsky)
1872 – Demons (trans: Pevear & Volokhonsky)
1880 – The Brothers Karamazov (trans: Pevear & Volokhonsky)

Durant, Will and Ariel
1968 – The Lessons of History

Eggers, Dave
2009 – The Wild Things
2013 – The Circle

Ellis, Bret Easton
1991 – American Psycho
2010 – Imperial Bedrooms
2019 – White

Fernandez-Armesto, Felipe
2004 – Ideas that Shaped Mankind

Fleming, Ian
1953 – Casino Royale
1954 – Live and Let Die
1955 – Moonraker
1956 – Diamonds Are Forever
1957 – From Russia with Love
1958 – Dr. No
1959 – Goldfinger
1960 – For Your Eyes Only
1961 – Thunderball

Flynn, Gillian
2006 – Sharp Objects
2009 – Dark Places
2012 – Gone Girl
2015 – The Grownup

Forsyth, Mark
2013 – The Elements of Eloquence

Frankl, Viktor E.
1946 – Man’s Search for Meaning

Frey, James
2003 – A Million Little Pieces
2005 – My Friend Leonard
2008 – Bright Shiny Morning

Gabor, Don
1998 – How to Start a Conversation and Make Friends

Gaddis, John Lewis
2005 – The Cold War

Gaiman, Neil
1996 – Neverwhere
1998 – Smoke and Mirrors
2001 – American Gods
2005 – Anansi Boys
2007 – M is for Magic
2013 – The Ocean at the End of the Lane
2015 – Trigger Warning

Garland, Robert
2015 – Living History: Experiencing Great Events of the Ancient and Medieval Worlds

Gibson, William
1984 – Neuromancer

Gilder, George
1981 – Wealth and Poverty

Goethe, Johann Wolfgang von
1831 – Faust

Gogol, Nikolai
1842 – Dead Souls
1830-1842 – The Collected Tales of Nikolai Gogol (translated by Richard Pevear and Larissa Volokhonsky)

Golding, William
1954 – Lord of the Flies

Gottlieb, Anthony
2000 – The Dream of Reason

Greene, Robert
2001 – Art of Seduction: An Indispensible Primer on the Ultimate Form of Power

Guelzo, Allen C. and Gallagher, Gary W. and Allitt, Patrick N.
2003 – History of the United States, 2nd. Edition

Haddon, Mark
2003 – The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time

Harari, Yuval Noah
2011 – Sapiens: A Brief History of Humankind

Harford, Tim
2017 – Fifty Inventions that Shaped the Modern Economy

Harvey, Hannah B.
2013 – The Art of Storytelling: From Parents to Professionals

Hawkins, Paula
2015 – The Girl on the Train
2017 – Into the Water

Hedges, Chris
2016 – Unspeakable

Heilemann, John and Halperin, Mark
2010 – Game Change

Heinlein, Robert A.
1942 – The Unpleasant Profession of Jonathan Hoag
1956 – Double Star
1959 – Starship Troopers
1961 – Stranger in a Strange Land
1963 – Orphans of the Sky
1966 – The Moon is a Harsh Mistress

Hemingway, Ernest
1929 – A Farewell to Arms
1952 – The Old Man and the Sea
1970 – Islands in the Stream
1923-1957 – The Complete Short Stories of Ernest Hemingway

Henderson, David
1981 – ‘Scuse Me While I Kiss the Sky: The Life of Jimi Hendrix

Herriot, James
1972 – All Creatures Great and Small

Hesse, Hermann
1922 – Siddhartha

Hill, Joe
2007 – Heart-Shapped Box
2010 – Horns

Hitchens, Christopher
2011 – Arguably: Essays

Hopkins, Jerry and Sugerman, Danny
1980 – No One Here Gets Out Alive

Huxley, Aldous
1932 – Brave New World

James, E.L.
2011 – Fifty Shades of Grey

Jennings, Ken
2012 – Because I Said So

Saint John of the Cross
circa 1585 – Dark Night of the Soul

Johnson, Paul
1999 – Modern Times: The World from the Twenties to the Nineties

Kafka, Franz
1915 – The Metamorphosis and Other Stories (trans. by Stanley Appelbaum)

Kaku, Michio
2004 – Einstein’s Cosmos: How Albert Einstein’s Vision Transformed Our Understanding of Space and Time

Kerouac, Jack
1957 – On the Road
1958 – The Dharma Bums
1962 – Big Sur

Keyes, Daniel
1966 – Flowers for Algernon

Kidder, David S and Oppenheim, Noah D
2007 – The Intellectual Devotional – American History

King, Stephen
1975 – ‘Salem’s Lot
1977 – The Shining
1979 – The Dead Zone
The Dark Tower Series
• 1982 – The Gunslinger
• 1987 – The Drawing of the Three
• 1991 – The Waste Lands
1984 – Thinner
1993 – Nightmares & Dreamscapes
1996 – Desperation
1996 – The Regulators
1999 – The Girl Who Loved Tom Gordon
1999 – Hearts in Atlantis
2001 – Black House
2005 – The Colorado Kid
2006 – Cell
2008 – Just After Sunset
2009 – Ur
2011 – 11-22-63
2013 – Doctor Sleep
2014 – Mr. Mercedes
2018 – The Outsider

Knight, Molly
2015 – The Best Team Money Can Buy

Knight, Phil
2016 – Shoe Dog

Koestler, Arthur
1940 – Darkness at Noon

Koontz, Dean
1984 – The Servants of Twilight
1987 – Watchers
1990 – The Bad Place
1993 – Mr. Murder
1995 – Intensity
1998 – Seize the Night
2003 – Odd Thomas
2010 – What the Night Knows
2011 – 77 Shadow Street
2015 – Ashley Bell
2017 – The Silent Corner

Krakauer, John
1996 – Into the Wild
2003 – Under the Banner of Heaven: A Story of Violent Faith
2011 – Three Cups of Deceit

Kubica, Mary
2014 – The Good Girl
2015 – Pretty Baby
2016 – Don’t You Cry
2017 – Every Last Lie

Kyle, Chris
2012 – American Sniper

L’Amour, Louis
1953 – Hondo

Lao Tzu
circa 500 BC – Tao Te Ching

Larson, Erik
2003 – The Devil in the White City

Larsson, Stieg
2005 – The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo

Lehane, Dennis
Kenzie and Gennaro Series
• 1994 – A Drink Before the War
• 1996 – Darkness, Take My Hand
• 1997 – Sacred
• 1998 – Gone, Baby, Gone
• 1999 – Prayers for Rain
• 2010 – Moonlight Mile
2001 – Mystic River
2003 – Shutter Island
2006 – Coronado: Stories
Coughlin Series
• 2008 – The Given Day
• 2012 – Live by Night
• 2015 – World Gone By
2014 – The Drop
2017 – Since We Fell

L’Engle, Madeleine
1962 – A Wrinkle in Time

Lewis, C.S.
1942 – The Screwtape Letters
1950 – The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe
1952 – Mere Christianity

Lewis, Dan
2013 – Now I Know: The Revealing Stories Behind the World’s Most Interesting Facts
2014 – Now I Know More: The Revealing Stories Behind Even More of the World’s Most Interesting Facts

London, Jack
1903 – The Call of the Wild
1906 – White Fang
1913 – John Barleycorn
Best of Jack London Short Stories

Lovecraft, H.P.
1917 – Dagon
1931 – At the Mountains of Madness
1931 – The Shadow Over Innsmouth

Lowndes, Leil
1999 – How to Talk to Anyone: 92 Little Tricks for Big Success in Relationships

Lowry, Malcolm
1947 – Under the Volcano

Lynch, David
2006 – Catching the Big Fish

Machiavelli, Niccolò
1532 – The Prince

Manson, Mark
2016 – The Subtle Art of Not Giving a Fuck

Marquez, Gabriel Garcia
1967 – One Hundred Years of Solitude

Martel, Yann
2001 – Life of Pi

Max, Tucker
2006 – I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell
2010 – Assholes Finish First
2012 – Hilarity Ensues
2012 – Sloppy Seconds: The Tucker Max Leftovers
2015 – Mate: Become the Man Women Want

McCarthy, Cormac
1985 – Blood Meridian or the Evening Redness in the West
1992 – All the Pretty Horses
2005 – No Country for Old Men
2006 – The Road

McCourt, Frank
1996 – Angela’s Ashes

McCullough, David
2005 – 1776
2015 – The Wright Brothers

McWhorter, John
2004 – The Story of Human Language
2008 – Our Magnificent Bastard Tongue: The Untold History of English
2012 – Myths, Lies, and Half-Truths of Language Usage
2013 – Language A to Z

Melville, Herman
1851 – Moby Dick

Miller, Henry
1934 – Tropic of Cancer
1936 – Black Spring
1939 – Tropic of Capricorn

Mitchell, Stephen
2004 – Gilgamesh: A New English Version

Mitnick, Kevin
2011 – Ghost in the Wires: My Adventures as the World’s Most Wanted Hacker

Morrison, Toni
1977 – Song of Solomon

Mosley, Walter
2004 – The Man in My Basement
2005 – Cinnamon Kiss
2006 – Fortunate Son
2012-2013 – Crosstown to Oblivion (Sextet)

Mullen, Thomas
2006 – The Last Town on Earth
2011 – The Revisionists
The Darktown Series
• 2016 – Darktown
• 2017 – Lightning Men

Musashi, Miyamoto
1645 – The Book of Five Rings

Nabokov, Vladimir
1934 – Despair
1955 – Lolita

Nevin, David
1997 – 1812

Nietzsche, Friedrich Wilhelm
1532 – The Prince

O’Hara, John
1934 – Appointment in Samarra

O’Neill, Bill
2017 – The Fun Knowledge Encyclopedia

Orwell, George
1933 – Down and Out in Paris and London
1945 – Animal Farm
1949 – 1984

Palahniuk, Chuck
2009 – Pygmy

Pirsig, Robert M.
1974 – Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance: An Inquiry into Values

Plath, Sylvia
1963 – The Bell Jar

Pynchon, Thomas
2009 – Inherent Vice

Quick, Matthew
2008 – The Silver Linings Playbook

Rand, Ayn
1938 – Anthem
1964 – The Virtue of Selfishness

Rice, Anne (as A.N. Roquelaure)
1983 – The Claiming of Sleeping Beauty
1984 – Beauty’s Punishment
1985 – Beauty’s Release

Rimbaud, Arthur
1873 – A Season in Hell and The Drunken Boat (trans: Louise Varese)

Robbins, Anthony
1988 – Personal Power
2000 – Get the Edge

Roberts, J.M.
1994 – The History of the World

Ronson, Jon
2004 – The Men Who Stare at Goats
2011 – The Psychopath Test
2012 – Lost at Sea: The Jon Ronson Mysteries
2017 – The Butterfly Effect

Rosenberg, Joel C.
2010 – The Twelfth Imam

Rowell, Rainbow
2011 – Attachments

Rule, Anne
1998 – Bitter Harvest

Safire, William
1980 – On Language

Sagan, Carl
1994 – Pale Blue Dot

Salinger, J.D.
1951 – The Catcher in the Rye
1961 – Franny and Zooey

Sebold, Alice
2002 – The Lovely Bones

Sendak, Maurice
1963 – Where the Wild Things Are

Setterfield, Dianne
2006 – The Thirteenth Tale
2013 – Bellman & Black

Scalzi, John
2016 – The Dispatcher

Shubaly, Mishka
2020 – Cold Turkey

Sincero, Jen
2013 – You Are a Badass: How to Stop Doubting Your Greatness and Start Living an Awesome Life

Sinclair, Upton
1906 – The Jungle

Slim, Iceberg
1967 – Pimp: The Story of My Life

Sloan, Robin
2012 – Mr. Penumbra’s 24-Hour Bookstore

Sowell, Thomas
2005 – Black Rednecks and White Liberals

Standiford, Les
2015 – Water to the Angels: William Mulholland, His Monumental Aqueduct, and the Rise of Los Angeles

Stearns, Peter N.
2007 – A Brief History of the World

Stedman, M.L.
2012 – The Light Between Oceans

Steinbeck, John
1937 – Of Mice and Men
1939 – The Grapes of Wrath
1952 – East of Eden

Stein, Garth
2008 – The Art of Racing in the Rain

Stern, Howard
1993 – Private Parts
1995 – Miss America

Stoker, Bram
1897 – Dracula

Stoler, Mark A.
2012 – The Skeptic’s Guide to American History

Straub, Peter
1979 – Ghost Story
1990 – Houses Without Doors
1999 – Mr. X
2007 – 5 Stories
2010 – A Dark Matter

Strauss, Neil
2005 – The Game: Penetrating the Secret Society of Pickup Artists
2015 – The Truth: An Uncomfortable Book About Relationships

Sullivan, Jay
2017 – Simply Said: Communicating Better at Work and Beyond

Sun Tzu
circa 512 BC – The Art of War

Susann, Jacqueline
1966 – Valley of the Dolls

Swarup, Vikas
2005 – Q & A

Tanner, Stephen
2002 – Afghanistan: A Military History from Alexander the Great to the Fall of the Taliban

Tartt, Donna
1992 – The Secret History
2002 – The Little Friend
2013 – The Goldfinch

Thompson, George J. and Jenkins, Jerry B.
1993 – Verbal Judo

Tolkien, J.R.R.
1937 – The Hobbit
The Lord of the Rings
• 1954 – The Fellowship of the Ring
• 1954 – The Two Towers
• 1955 – The Return of the King

Tolstoy, Leo
1863 – The Cossacks
1899 – Resurrection
1886-1909 – The Death of Ivan Ilyich and Other Stories

Toole, John Kennedy
1963 – A Confederacy of Dunces

Tur, Katy
2017 – Unbelievable

Various Authors / Anthologies
2002 – Classic Russian Short Stories (Audio Connoisseur)
2013 – The Mystery Box
2010 – Stories: All-New Tales

Vaynerchuk, Gary
1993 – Crush It!

Voltaire
1759 – Candide

Vonnegut, Kurt
1959 – The Sirens of Titan
1963 – Cat’s Cradle
1968 – Welcome to the Monkey House
1969 – Slaughterhouse-Five, or The Children’s Crusade: A Duty Dance with Death
1973 – Breakfast of Champions, or Goodbye Blue Monday
1982 – Deadeye Dick

Warren, Robert Penn
1946 – All the King’s Men

Weir, Andy
2011 – The Martian
2017 – Artemis

White, E.B.
1952 – Charlotte’s Web

White, T.H.
1958 – The Once and Future King

Wilder, Thornton
1927 – The Bridge of San Luis Rey

Williams, Tad
2012 – The Dirty Streets of Heaven

Winchester, Simon
1999 – The Professor and the Madman
2004 – The Meaning of Everything
2010 – Atlantic
2015 – Pacific

Winters, Ben H.
2020 – Inside Jobs

Wodehouse, P. G.
1919 – My Man Jeeves

Wooten, Victor
2008 – The Music Lesson: A Spiritual Search for Growth Through Music

Zafon, Carlos Ruiz
2001 – The Shadow of the Wind

Sometimes Words Speak Louder than Actions

We’re having some friends over for dinner tonight and I figure my contribution is already set in getting the charcoal lit a half-hour before the burgers go on the grill. (Propane and gas grills are like sacrilege to me but that’s for another post.)

In my mind, that’s my job, making sure the charcoal’s white and giving an even heat when I’m ready to sizzle that meat.

Meanwhile, hours in advance, my lovely wife is scrubbing counter tops, windexing mirrors and glass table tops, and she asks me, can you please steam clean the tile floors?

I think to myself, “Grrrr . . . I’m busy and I’ve got work to do. I’ve got two hours before I even need to start up the charcoal!” There’s also a bachelor part of me that says, if your shoes aren’t sticking to the floors, then the floors aren’t dirty.

Here I was knee-deep in my work at the computer and feeling floor cleaning went beyond my duties, but I realized I can either gripe about it before finally giving in, or I can just stiffle myself and do it.

Perhaps I’m a slow learner, but after thirteen years of marriage, I’m still working on figuring it out – when it comes to the honey-do’s, you have to just give in and go with it.

Even after I put in the work to make those floors spic and span, I still had this urge to get a final comment in, “Yeah, as if they’re going to notice how much cleaner the floors were from last month when they came over,” but that would have been taking one step forward and two steps back.

I did the chore, I didn’t gripe and we were both happier because of it. After all, “A happy wife makes a happy life.”

Mere Christianity

When Christians seek to share the message of Christ, most of their appeals are made by attempting to speak to people’s hearts. From my experience however, most non-believers take great pride in thinking of themselves as guided by reason. A more effective way of reaching these people then, would be to make the case for Christianity not from an emotional standpoint, but from a logical standpoint.

That’s where you enter the realm of Christian apologetics. To our modern sense of the language, the word “apologetics” lends itself to being interpreted as saying you’re sorry for being a Christian. In this case however, the word “apologetics” is derived directly from the Greek, “apologia”, meaning a rebuttal or verbal defense.

In having just finished C.S. Lewis’ “Mere Christianity”, I want to tell you that it lays out the strongest, most rational case for Christianity I’ve ever encountered.

Again, we have a title subject to misinterpretation. Lewis doesn’t speak of “mere Christianity” the way a “mere child” refers to someone who is “no better then” or “no more then” a child. Instead, Lewis borrows the phrase from the 17th century writer Richard Baxter, who wrote of “mere Christianity” as being the essentials of Christianity, the core beliefs shared by Catholics and Protestants alike. Lewis goes on to define it as “an agreed, or common, or central, or ‘mere’ Christianity, which omits the disputed points.” Doesn’t it make sense to start the non-believer from the point where all the denominations agree, instead of getting lost in the details of dispute?

At the age of 30 as a non-believer attending Oxford, Lewis says he finally gave in and admitted that “God was God”, describing himself as “perhaps the most dejected and reluctant convert in all England.” It is from that perspective as a former non-believer that Lewis uses great talents as a writer to document his own evolution from the non-believer to the true believer. In doing so, he makes a compelling case for Christianity.

At 229 pages, Mere Christianity has more thought-provoking passages per page than just about anything I’ve ever read. Allow me to share just seven samples in hopes it may inspire you to pickup a copy of the book yourself:

On being an atheist:

My argument against God was that the universe seemed so cruel and unjust. But how had I got this idea of just and unjust? A man does not call a line crooked unless he has some idea of a straight line. What was I comparing this universe with when I called it unjust? If the whole show was bad and senseless from A to Z, so to speak, why did I, who was supposed to be part of the show, find myself in such violent reaction against it? A man feels wet when he falls into water, because man is not a water animal: a fish would not feel wet. Of course I could have given up my idea of justice by saying it was nothing but a private idea of my own. But if I did that, then my argument against God collapsed too – for the argument depended on saying that the world was really unjust, not simply that it did not happen to please my fancies. Thus in the very act of trying to prove that God did not exist – in other words, that the whole of reality was senseless – I found I was forced to assume that one part of reality – namely my idea of justice – was full of sense. Consequently atheism turns out to be too simple. If the whole universe has no meaning, we should never have found out that it has no meaning: just as, if there were no light in the universe and therefore no creatures with eyes, we should never know it was dark. Dark would be a word without meaning.

On the devil:

Enemy-occupied territory – that is what this world is. Christianity is the story of how the rightful king has landed, you might say landed in disguise, and is calling us all to take part in a great campaign of sabotage. When you go to church you are really listening-in to the secret wireless from our friends: that is why the enemy is so anxious to prevent us from going. He does it by playing on our conceit and laziness and intellectual snobbery. I know someone will ask me, ‘Do you really mean, at this time of day, to re-introduce our old friend the devil – hoofs and horns and all?’ Well, what the time of day has to do with it I do not know. And I am not particular about the hoofs and horns. But in other respects my answer is ‘Yes, I do.’ I do not claim to know anything about his personal appearance. If anybody really wants to know him better I would say to that person, “Don’t worry. If you really want to, you will. Whether you’ll like it when you do is another question.”

On free will:

When we have understood about free will, we shall see how silly it is to ask, as somebody once asked me: ‘Why did God make a creature of such rotten stuff that it went wrong?’ The better stuff a creature is made of the cleverer and stronger and freer it is – then the better it will be if it goes right, but also the worse it will be if it goes wrong. A cow cannot be very good or very bad; a dog can be both better and worse; a child better and worse still; an ordinary man, still more so; a man of genius, still more so; a superhuman spirit best – or worst – of all.

On the oft-repeated “respect” the non-believer gives in saying Jesus was a great teacher:

I am trying here to prevent anyone saying the really foolish thing that people often say about Him: ‘I’m ready to accept Jesus as a great moral teacher, but I don’t accept His claim to be God.’ That is the one thing we must not say. A man who was merely a man and said the sort of things Jesus said would not be a great moral teacher. He would either be a lunatic – on a level with the man who says he is a poached egg – or else he would be the Devil of Hell. You must make your choice. Either this man was, and is, the Son of God: or else a madman or something worse. You can shut Him up for a fool, you can spit at Him and kill Him as a demon; or you can fall at His feet and call Him Lord and God. But let us not come with any patronising nonsense about His being a great human teacher. He has not left that open to us. He did not intend to.

On why we need Jesus to properly repent of our sins:

Now repentance is no fun at all. It is something much harder than merely eating humble pie. It means unlearning all the self-conceit and self-will that we have been training ourselves into for thousands of years. It means killing part of yourself, undergoing a kind of death. In fact, it needs a good man to repent. And here comes the catch. Only a bad person needs to repent: only a good person can repent perfectly. The worse you are the more you need it and the less you can do it. The only person who could do it perfectly would be a perfect person – and he would not need it.

. . .

You and I can go through this process only if God does it in us; but God can do it only if He becomes man. Our attempts at this dying will succeed only if we men share in God’s dying, just as our thinking can succeed only because it is a drop out of the ocean of His intelligence: but we cannot share God’s dying unless God dies; and He cannot die except by being a man. That is the sense in which He pays our debt, and suffers for us what He Himself need not suffer at all.

On propriety, or decency:

The social rule of propriety lays down how much of the human body should be displayed and what subjects can be referred to, and in what words, according to the customs of a given social circle. Thus, while the rule of chastity is the same for all Christians at all times, the rule of propriety changes. A girl in the Pacific islands wearing hardly any clothes and a Victorian lady completely covered in clothes might both be equally ‘modest,’ proper, or decent, according to the standards of their own societies: and both, for all we could tell by their dress, might be equally chaste (or equally unchaste). Some of the language which chaste women used in Shakespeare’s time would have been used in the nineteenth century only by a woman completely abandoned. When people break the rule of propriety current in their own time and place, if they do so in order to excite lust in themselves or others, then they are offending against chastity. But if they break it through ignorance or carelessness they are guilty only of bad manners. When, as often happens, they break it defiantly in order to shock or embarrass others, they are not necessarily being unchaste, but they are being uncharitable: for it is uncharitable to take pleasure in making other people uncomfortable.

On morality:

There is a story about a schoolboy who was asked what he thought God was like. He replied that, as far as he could make out, God was ‘the sort of person who is always snooping round to see if anyone is enjoying himself and then trying to stop it’. And I am afraid that is the sort of idea that the word Morality raises in a good many people’s minds: something that interferes, something that stops you having a good time. In reality, moral rules are directions for running the human machine. Every moral rule is there to prevent a breakdown, or a strain, or a friction, in the running of that machine. That is why these rules at first seem to be constantly interfering with our natural inclinations. When you are being taught how to use any machine, the instructor keeps on saying, ‘No, don’t do it like that,’ because, of course, there are all sorts of things that look all right and seem to you the natural way of treating the machine, but do not really work.

. . .

People often think of Christian morality as a kind of bargain in which God says, ‘If you keep a lot of rules I’ll reward you, and if you don’t I’ll do the other thing.’ I do not think that is the best way of looking at it. I would much rather say that every time you make a choice you are turning the central part of you, the part of you that chooses, into something a little different from what it was before. And taking your life as a whole, with all your innumerable choices, all your life long you are slowly turning this central thing either into a heavenly creature or into a hellish creature: either into a creature that is in harmony with God, and with other creatures, and with itself, or else into one that is in a state of war and hatred with God, and with its fellow-creatures, and with itself. To be the one kind of creature is heaven: that is, it is joy and peace and knowledge and power. To be the other means madness, horror, idiocy, rage, impotence, and eternal loneliness. Each of us at each moment is progressing to the one state or the other.

I’ve headed in the one direction and I’ve headed in the other. More often, I need ask myself in which direction I’m heading today.

We’re just scratching the surface here, but imagine an entire book of kernels of wisdom like the seven shared here, and for every kernel, even more to ponder as he expands on every thought.

Mere Christianity is full of inspiration and full of ammunition for discussing God with the atheist who prides themselves in logical thinking.

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Strange Wanderers

He awoke from a dreamless sleep, but instead of moving, instead of stretching and yawning, there was only the light sensation of floating.

As he floated higher, slowly higher, he saw himself below, still sleeping without a sound. This was one hell of a dream, he thought, but in that very same moment, a calm, lucid sense of reality spread through his being and he knew that somehow, he was indeed floating above his body, watching himself sleep breathlessly below.

He thought of the latest contortion he’d managed to twist his life into, but where there had been months mixed with desire and aching, days on end with his stomach in knots, his heart soaring and then sinking, now all of this was replaced with a strange sense of detached perspective over his reflections. Memories flowed through of the woman who had made a pass at his wife, the wife who had sweetly rebuffed this woman’s repeated attempts to kiss her mouth, the way the woman had then resorted to begging to watch while he and his wife had sex.

He thought of her burning intensity as she sat and watched him abide in her request and how that was the moment he began to swoon so deliriously for her.

A mild sense of amusement rippled through as he thought of how things had got only got more complicated from there. The weekend had continued with him and the woman, two fellow alcoholics and partners in crime, boozing it up while his Muslim wife remained sober as always. What a bizarre trio they made, a random collection of strange wanderers, the result of a life lived chasing chaos and spurning structure.

For years, his wife and he had invoked the story of Abraham and his barren wife Sarah and reflected on how both the Bible and the Quran had seemingly given license for a man in such circumstances to plant his seed in a woman other than his wife. He thought of how beautiful, strong and selfless his wife had been to give him the okay to take his new found friend into the bedroom that very next night.

He thought of how he knew even as they headed for the bedroom, it would only be a matter of time until his wife began having second thoughts. It had turned out to be only a matter of three hours to be exact.

In the days that followed, he began thinking of this Heaven-sent Hagar most hours of the day. He had been under no illusions and was well aware that this woman’s desire for his wife had been far stronger than her’s for him and her acquiescence to his lust hadn’t served to change that.

The more she seemed distant and unreachable, the more his heart yearned to draw her closer. He knew in a situation like this, the only way you had a chance to turn things around was to try to put things on an equal level by wearing a mask of ambivalence to equal her own, but where once he had been quite adept at playing that game, now he was controlled by the gnawing pit of desire that seemed to grow by the day, sometimes with every hour.

Thus began a roller coaster of days, when she was drunk, she’d ask him to take her in the bathroom and fuck her, on the mornings when she was sober, she was ashamed of her behavior, wishing only to reunite with her estranged husband.

What a wicked web we’d woven, he thought.

He remembered how he had relished the sweet agony of yearning for a woman who felt that desire just as deeply as he did, only to be repulsed by her behavior when she sobered. He cursed himself for wanting the drunk version of her when he knew how the drink was slowly killing her.

He thought of how shallow a life he had lived, like a Roman who only wanted to drink himself from one orgy to the next, somehow born into the wrong time and place. Then the realization swept over him that even if he had managed to find himself toga-clad in that world of drunken debauchery, he still would have felt the void, the emptiness that could never be filled.

He thought of how meaningless it had all been, a life lived in a never ending pursuit of pleasure and he imagined how his life might have been had he applied himself completely to building a family or accomplishing great things. As if in reply, he thought of how transitory those other lives were too, how even a great family man was only a few generations from being forgotten or just a name on the family tree and how even those men who were titans of their times would inevitably be obscured with the passage of time, senators and governors whose lives had loomed so large, only remembered by a handful of students of history. He thought of how so many great heads of churches and businesses were doomed to become little more than a face in a succession of framed faces of bygone leaders on the wall.

He thought of how, should the human race still exist in two or three centuries, even someone as great as Abraham Lincoln would end up known to most students as nothing more than the answer to a test question on who freed the slaves in the former United States of America.

He thought again of the woman, the troubled mother of two in whom he saw so much of himself, the woman who, at least for the short time he’d known her, had chosen her wine over life itself. He wished he could watch over her and guide her away from that miserable life of isolation and self-imposed slavery.

It was then that his thoughts began to fade, the out-of-body experience began to slip quietly away from him and he realized that there would be no watching over anyone.

His last wisps of consciousness slowly expanded like a cloud of smoke into nothingness.

The Professor and the Madman

The Professor and the Madman??? You had me at hello. If ever a book grabbed me right from the title, this is it.

“The Professor and the Madman” centers on the creation of the Oxford English Dictionary, almost undoubtedly the greatest undertaking ever made in the English language. The scope of the project was staggering: over a span of 70 years, volunteers submitted an estimated 5 million quotations. From these submissions, the book used 1.8 million quotes from 4,500 literary works written by 2,700 authors. The finished version listed 252,200 entries and 414,800 word forms, weighing in at 15,490 pages.

The “Professor”, in this case, is Sir James Murray (pictured above). Murray presided over the greater portion of the 70 years of the OED’s formation. Spoiler alert, because here comes the bombshell in the story – after many years of correspondence and collaboration with Dr. William Chester Minor, the dictionary’s most prolific contributor, Murray finds out that Minor has submitted his thousands of quotations *from a cell in an insane asylum*.

A passage that really had resonance for me:

One in a hundred people today suffer from schizophrenia: Nearly all of them, if treated with compassion and good chemistry, can have some kind of dignified life, of a kind that was denied, for much of his time to Doctor Minor.

Except, of course, that Minor had his dictionary work. And there’s a cruel irony in this – that if he had been so treated, he might never have felt impelled to work on it as he did. By offering him mood-altering sedatives, as they would have done in Edwardian times, or treating him as today with such antipsychotic drugs as quetiapine or risperidone, many of his symptoms of madness might have gone away – but he might well have felt disinclined or unable to perform his work for Doctor Murray.

In a sense doing all those dictionary slips was his medication; in a way they became his therapy. The routine of his quiet and cellbound intellectual stimulus, month upon month, year upon year, appears to have provided him with at least a measure of release from his paranoia. His sad situation only worsened when that stimulus was gone: when the great book ceased to function as his lodestone, when the one fixed point on which his remarkable but tortured brain was able to concentrate became detached, so then he began to spiral downward, and his life began to ebb.

One must feel a strange gratitude, then, that his treatment was never good enough to divert him from his work. The agonies that he must have suffered in those terrible asylum nights have granted us all a benefit, for all time. He was mad, and for that, we have reason to be glad. A truly savage irony, on which it is discomfiting to dwell.

There were times in the book where I had to wonder if perhaps William Minor was faking it when he constantly complained to his caretakers that he was tormented by people who would come from under the floor and down from the ceiling to perform heinous molestations on him while he slept in his cell, but any wonder of whether this guy was faking it fell to the wayside when we learn he subjected himself to an autopeotomy. If you’re wondering what an autopeotomy is, the word was new to me as well. Turns out it means the dude cut off his own penis.

Thankfully, I’ve never been anywhere near that level of crazy but I can very much identify with the wonderful, meditative properties found in working obsessively and compulsively. When your entire consciousness is absorbed in the task at hand, the work becomes a medicine. It is at that point that all troubles of mind and spirit cease to exist.

Link: More from Simon Winchester on the entry of “autopeotomy” into the language and English officially hitting 1,000,000 words.

The Diatonic Modes

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